Another left handed glove has gotten off of the Marky train.
This is the problem with gloves:
I have a pile of righties on my workbench;
for it is ever the lefties who go rogue.
But perhaps it is the hand who doesn’t wish to be clothed…
Preferring instead to run about naked and exposed?
Mayhaps I am being errant with my blame though-
She might have been glovenapped by a klepto car, No?
A known stealer of hats and a felon of fashion!
But it might just be because of the coldest day of the year so far, that
makes me to utter libelous false statements and ruin it’s reputation, yet
I suspect that car was on a mission, and it was in fact a crime of passion!
Oh glove, you were ever a selfless and devoted companion…
Why didst thou wantonly elope and leave my digits a-freezin’???
Mark W. Ó Brien
December2025
This was written earlier in the month.
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